12 Foot Beard Jowl Bristle Whiskey is distilled in Tennessee and aged for five years there before spending an additional year aging in Missouri. Bottled by Wood Hat in New Florence, Missouri, it has a mashbill of 80% corn, 15% rye and 5% malted barley. This whiskey is bottled at 45% ABV and typically sells for around $28.99 per 750ml bottle.
Perhaps this whiskey is aptly named because it tastes like it has been filtered through the jowl bristles of every unkempt dude I’ve ever come across. Or perhaps not, but it at least feels that way. Find something else instead to spend your whiskey money on.